why are you here?

not a deep and profound question. we just want to ensure that you’re here for the right reasons. i.e. you want to sell us stunning examples of rare vinyl, CD or music memorabilia, which also happen to be in mint condition or close to it ...we’re not in the market for damaged goods, however low the asking price. this would be a waste of everyone’s time - after all, it’s your best one we want, not the worst.
and please, no fishing trips to check out our prices so you can then flog your items on the far inferior eBay – that’s unsportsmanlike behaviour – so kindly put away that little maggot of yours.
all we ask when you visit us at 991.com is that you come bearing magnificent gifts. ‘one’s of rare rounded beauty, that sparkle in sun or moonlight. bedazzle us. that would be worth everyone’s time.
for if there’s one thing we value almost as highly as mint condition rare records and music memorabilia - it’s our time.
thank you for yours.

tell us about the ones you have to sell